Bitch, Moan

• I've had a headache for two weeks now
• I have the hiccups, which is a) embarrassing and b) annoying and c) gets painful after a while
• I have too much garbage to fit into my car, and I am probably not going to make it to the dump today, either
• My clothes don't fit
• The people at the library here are cranky and have no sense of humour

However, it is a beautiful day. We're going to get outside now.